Teja. 23. There's no real consistency here. Marvel. Harry Potter. Awesome people. Good movies/tv shows. Bad jokes.

 

desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

(Source: hitchups)

fanufactured:

harrystylesdildo:

AU: When Louis and Harry came out together they received an overwhelming amount of support. But not everyone was very happy for them. Beyonce had developed an obsession with Harry and was not happy to see him in a relationship in which she was not his wife. She stalked them for weeks, plotting… But when she saw Harry fliritng with Louis over Twitter she had enough. She followed Louis to his soccer game and shot him. 

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thegestianpoet:

stopitsgingertime:

MY ALARM GOES OFF SO I ROLL OVER AND CHECK MY PHONE AND MY AMERICAN GODS GOOGLE ALERT HAS DELIVERED THIS BOUNTY UNTO ME????????

AM I STILL FUCKING DREAMING, I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER SEE THE GODDAMN DAY, BRYAN FULLER YOU ARE MAKING MY WILDEST DREAMS COME TRUE ONE CARNIVOROUS VAGINA AT A TIME

I don’t even know shit about American Gods but both of these headlines are GOLD

thecollegetheatre:

Haven’t you heard the word of your body? (x)

As someone who has deaf family members that enjoy theatre, I think this is really effin cool. - Rachel

(Source: jubilantics)

valiantparadox:

bro-boner:

It’s days like this that I like to remember that the Irish government are ever proud of the Spire of Dublin.

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It’s literally a 400 ft metal spike sticking out of the ground. It was supposed to be done for the new millennium but they didn’t start building it until 2002.

And it’s supposed to be self-cleaning but it doesn’t work and there’s no way to clean it.

Ireland.

not to mention it’s ‘unofficial name’

the erection at the intersection