Teja. 23. There's no real consistency here. Marvel. Harry Potter. Awesome people. Good movies/tv shows. Bad jokes.

 

You’ve gotten to know all my crazy, but I still know nothing about you. You don’t trust people. Not your employees, your clients….nobody. Not even your husband.

(Source: rubyredwisp)

girllookitthatbody-ahh:

I hate when people mention someone in their life by their name without providing me with any context about who this person is.

“So Dylan and I went to yoga class yesterday — ”

Hold it right there. Who the fuck is Dylan. Your boyfriend? Your arch nemesis? Your brother? Your pet sea monkey? Your therapist? Your favourite fictional character? Are you on a first-name basis with your dad? Last-name basis with Bob? WHO THE FUCK IS DYLAN.

hawkbye:

Ah you’re reading hawkeye? I love that comic. The way he just [clenches fist] eyes all those fricking hawks

And now Klaus is apparently running off to go and save Sunny. In the books of course it is Violet, but I know that Hollywood prefers its female actresses to do very little.

Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events audio commentary  (via themaraudersaredead)

(Source: literatureloveaffair)

afadingoctober:

What if nothing happened in Budapest.

Absolutely nothing.

What if Natasha was being sarcastic and we’re all freaking out over the most boring job of their lives.

(Source: afadingscream)

221btimelordette:

I was initially planning on being a casual fan, but then I thought, why not just let it consume my soul instead?